Mole In Your Ministry

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I had a nightmare of Tony Blair
 I had a dream I cracked him in the head with a folding chair
 I had the people just hold him there
 And bashed his dome until blood splashed his golden hair
 I drew his ass a mustache with a Sharpie marker
 And cut his head like an artsy barber
 I set it off in the House of Commons
 I'm a party starter
 Starting political parties for wheat and barley farmers
 Voting in secret ballots for whole leaf or Caesar salad
 Should I have roast beef or vegan sandwich?
 Will I get cold feet or meet the challenge
 Is the Obelisk a secret phallus?
 Circle yes or no
 Squeeze the juice from a purple vegetable
 Then bring it to the first Congressional hearing
 That you can find
 Mix in their wine and start smearing
 All over their faces like
 "Taste this you rapist
 Take it like the bribes
 From the dudes you gave favors"
 You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally
 I listen to far too much NPR
 In my scarred up empty car
 So large trucks near me start hard-bumping Diddy
 I'm creating an all star funk committee
 Made of chart-chomping ninnies
 That make hard county ditties
 Let's us do-see-do
 (Poor broke and lonely ho)
 Before they sell us polio contaminated Oreos
 Sometimes I don't agree with rap
 (Why?)
 Cause most of it reinforces social achievement gaps
 I gotta get brainy
 Cause I'm a politic hating scholarship trainee
 Sometimes when people speak we will silence it
 Their skill level doesn't meet the requirements
 I killed devils underneath the environment
 Even though I don't believe in your fire pits
 I'm sharp enough to make your tires split
 Sharp as a choir's pitch
 My enlightened heart don't desire shit
 You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally
 (You'll be letting it go)
 Cause I'm the mole in your ministry
 I heard of the dark arts and underground chemistry
 (I'm letting the globe know)
 Cause I'm the mole in your ministry
 Take the cross from the rose
 And there's no more energy
 (It's set to explode)
 Cause I'm the mole in your ministry
 I've been to the rainbow
 The fake gold tempted me
 (The mystery's age old)
 Cause I'm the mole in your ministry
 Pay no attention to the orbs that flew in a formation
 Your flow will get cancelled due to your poor ratings
 Your rappin' makes 'em continue to ruin poor nations
 Because of you there's more rapings in Ecuador
 Escape from you is what children think that the meth is for
 You're what they get billions for building secret weapons for
 You are the enemy
 You're why they bombard the infantry
 Of nations who populations are base and retarded mentally
 And they can say that because of who?
 (You)
 You're also the reason they came back with "W"
 (Twice)
 Because of you it's war on the populace
 And the logo's a sword and an obelisk
 The same ones you adorned on your monuments
 Not an inordinate moderate
 They're more of the opposite
 With little more than the pocket-lint between us
 Me and my homies are building a rocket ship to Venus
 Before the sick apocalypse hit it's zenith
 

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Duration
04:01
Key
4
Tempo
88 BPM

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