One of the Boys

By the power vested in me by the Ink Pot Saloon
 I hereby dub Tess Harding
 Occasionally known as "Tessy Cat" (Meow!)
 Former scourge of all mankind
 As a newly elected member of the Good Old Guys
 And welcome to the club
 Come ye men, misogynistic
 Who reject all female bores
 To be informed by means most mystic
 Now and then some broad is one of the boys
 Gee, thanks, fellas
 Wanna wrestle?
 I'm one of the girls who's one of the boys
 Enjoying the jokes and the smokes and the noise
 You wanna go fishing?
 Well, hand me the reel
 I majored in poker, so shut up and deal
 I'm one of the gals who's one of the guys
 So put up your dukes and I'll blacken your eyes
 Behind all the Gucci, the Pucci and pearls
 I'm one of the boys
 Although I'm one of the girls
 I'm one of the does who's one of the stags
 I chug-a-lug brews when I lose on the nags
 Forget the Max Factor you find on my face
 For barber shop fours I'm a fabulous bass
 I'm one of the queens who's one of the drones
 Just had me the dice and I'll rattle your bones
 In spite of the dress, the finesse and the poise
 I'm one of the girls although I'm one of the boys
 I'm one of the girls who's one of the boys
 Enjoying the jokes and the smokes and the noise
 You wanna go fishing? Well, hand me the reel
 I majored in poker so shut up and deal
 I'm one of the gals who's one of the guys
 So put up your dukes and I'll blacken your eyes
 In spite of the dress, the finesse and the poise
 I'm one of the girls
 Although I'm one of the boys
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 She's one of the dames who's one of the knights
 Her Friday night treat is a seat for the fights
 I love to go stroke with a Varsity crew
 You wanna play snooker?
 Well, chalk up your cue
 I'm one of the Janes who's one of the Joes
 Here, hold my cigar while I powder my nose
 I've layers of lacquer a lady enjoys
 I've earring and bracelets and various toys
 But I love when I've slipped into ripped corduroys
 Because I'm one of the girls
 (One of the girls)
 I am one of the girls
 (One of the girls)
 One of the girls who's one of the boys