A Better Haircut

No!
 I have a question for you!
 Are your intentions
 Honorable?
 Ah!
 Honorable?
 Yes, because I'll tell you something
 She's something special
 Agreed
 Observe
 You see that
 Up down, up down
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 I was working in the circus
 With my boyfriend
 I was flipping from a high trapeze
 I'd fly off and he'd always catch me
 Everything was going perfect in the circus
 Until the day he dropped me
 And then dropped me for the tattooed lady
 She broke her leg in seven places!
 I did
 Watch the tattooed lady take her place!
 And lost my job, lost my place!
 'Til at last I bought this cafe!
 And it seems that every single guy that I know
 Has another lady on the side show!
 You know our girl's a fragile egg
 Don't you break her heart!
 Or break her legs!
 Don't you
 I met a plumber on the Metro
 With a tool belt
 He was kinda bald but good in bed
 And fixed my leaky radiator
 So we go out on a few dates
 Then it's too late
 When you try to leave
 The jealously and crazy stalking all come later
 Don't you treat her like a tape recorder
 She's not a waitress who will take your order
 Bring your food
 Fill your refills
 Except when working at the Windmills
 It seems that every single guy that strolls by
 Doesn't stop till he controls my
 Every thought, every move
 Are just the same
 Can you prove
 That you
 
 You
 Are a lover for the ages
 Can you prove that you
 Are not highly contagious
 Oh yes
 Love is just another diagnosis
 Like bacterial vaginosis
 Once you're in, you're committed
 To everything that you've admitted
 If you're going to be the guy to date her
 Give her space and don't suffocate her
 You might make 'em stop and stare
 But you could use a better haircut
 Don't you treat her like a tape recorder
 She's not a waitress who will take your order
 Bring your food
 Fill your refills
 Except when working at the Windmills
 It seems that every guy that strolls by
 Doesn't stop till he controls my
 Every thought, every move
 Oh yeah
 There's no promises that I can give you
 There's no guarantee we will live to 80
 Without breaking up or making each other miserable
 But you know I think she understands me
 I don't know why she would I understand
 She may not even feel the same
 I love her
 And I know her name
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 Here's her number
 And address
 Amélie Poulain who is not in the bathroom
 I lied
 She's probably waiting for you at her home
 There you go
 All good now
 Enjoy
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 All the while, while love infects us
 The side effect is that love connects us
 All through now
 There you go
 Woah!
 Yeah!