World's Best Dad

If I don't have the world's best Dad
 At least it's on his coffee cup!
 And once a month I get to have my very own check-up
 He's not the kind to give a hug
 He was a doctor in a war
 And though he never gets too close
 That's what the check-up's for!
 Oh, here we go
 He'll take my hand inside of his hand
 Though, there is the glove
 And all that I know, he'll listen through his stethoscope
 As my heart fills with love
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 Pom Pom Pom Pom...
 
 Ahhhhhhhhhh
 Pom Pom Pom...
 Amandine!
 Amandine Poulain likes the flavor of stamps
 Has a nervous twitch around her eye
 She likes a bath at bedtime
 And dislikes when my fingers wrinkle
 Our daughter's heart is racing
 Oh dear
 I fear it might be broken
 She's broken?
 I worry that her heart cannot handle any stimulation
 What do we do?
 We cut all recreation and teach her at home
 We can keep her heartbeat stable
 Your school is the kitchen table
 Now
 No need to take the school bus
 Just leave it to the two of us
 No germs or boys or bullies
 But say hello to your new classmate
 Would you like to name him?
 Fluffy