I'm Not a Loser

I'm not a loser
 I don't secretly hate myself
 I'm not singing this to no one
 It's not the case that no one cares
 I'm not a failure
 I don't not have talent
 When others see me they can't see
 The nobody that isn't there
 "Hold on, that's a triple negative. You can't not see nobody."
 "Because I'm not nobody! Which can't not be seen. Let me start over."
 My life's not empty
 They don't not like me at all
 I don't not leave the house
 'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home
 I don't stink
 I'm not a waste
 I'm not all alone in thinking
 That I am not all alone
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 Maybe I am a loser
 Hey Squidward
 Huh?
 You're not delirious with despair
 And you're not calling true things false
 Hey Squidward
 This is weird
 You're not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all
 I'm not?
 You're not a loser
 You don't secretly hate yourself
 You're not singing this to no one
 It's not the case that no one cares
 Okay!
 You're not a failure
 You don't not have talent
 When others see you they can't see
 The nobody that isn't there
 I'm not a loser! (Not a loser)
 They don't not like me at all (No!)
 I don't not leave the house
 'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home
 I don't stink (You don't stink)
 I'm not a waste (You're not a waste)
 I'm not all alone in thinking
 That I am not all alone
 Clarinet solo!
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 Look at me now, Mama!
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 I'm not a loser (You're not a loser)
 They don't not like me at all (No!)
 I don't not leave the house (Leave the house)
 'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home
 (Yeah, yeah, stay at home!)
 Hey! Shh!
 I don't stink
 I'm not a waste
 I'm not all alone in thinking
 That I'm not, not, not all alone
 You are not alone, you are not alone
 You are not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not...
 Alone...
 (You are not) You are not, not, not
 Alone...