Bikini Bottom Day

Ah
 Good morning world!
 And all who inhabit it
 Jump out of bed
 Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail
 (Meow)
 Full steam ahead
 The S.S. "I Am Ready" is about to set sail
 This kind of day
 Couldn't get much better, but it keeps on trying
 I'm on my way
 Somewhere there's a krabby patty that needs frying
 And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream?
 Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene?
 Gary, it's me
 Happy just to be here in the world renowned
 Bikini Bottom
 How I love this town
 Bikini Bottom
 When the sun shines down
 On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day
 Good morning Patrick!
 (Uh, is it morning already?)
 It sure is
 And I'm singing an opening number!
 (Oh, oh! I want a verse!)
 I missed a snack
 This busy schedule makes it hard to be me
 To stay on track
 Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV
 There might not be time for a nap, but I'll do what I can
 They're showing all the episodes of Mermaid Man
 Oh, every single one!
 I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock (favorite rock)
 Bikini bottom
 Now, what rhymes with rock? (Rhymes with rock)
 Bikini bottom
 Nothing rhymes with rock (rhymes with rock)
 It's a typical Bikini Bottom day
 (Would you two please keep it down?)
 Good morning, Squidward!
 (Another day, another migraine)
 When I want some quiet there's nowhere to go
 A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace
 With these two idiots in stereo
 They never go away (never go away)
 Typical Bikini Bottom day
 We now follow SpongeBob past the tree-dome
 Home to Sandy Cheeks the squirrel
 Hard at work on her latest invention
 Boy howdy, that was close!
 It's just a little smoke, a minor setback (setback)
 A few more hours at most
 And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack (jetpack)
 And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl
 Will spread her wings and fly
 Her bushy tail a comet's trail
 Clear across the sky
 Above the town and looking down
 On a typical Bikini Bottom day (day, day)
 Bye Sandy!
 I'm off to work, at the Krusty Krab
 Ah, yes
 Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment
 Home to the Krabby Patty
 Owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs
 And across town, the least popular restaurant
 The Chum Bucket
 Run by Sheldon J. Plankton
 Two archenemies locked in a fast food Cold War
 Winds from the west
 Everywhere you look, the skies are clear and sunny
 Good weather's best
 When you're in the mood to make a ton of money
 Laugh while you can
 Until the day you laugh no more forever (forever)
 I've got a plan
 And I went to college, so you know it's clever
 They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work
 Ha, who would say that?
 Probably some penniless jerk
 Soon the day will come
 When they'll all love chum
 It's just a matter of time (Bikini Bottom)
 'Til I get them in line (Bikini Bottom)
 And this town is all mine!
 Just a typical Bikini Bottom day
 SpongeBob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean
 Where's Mr. Krabs?
 It's take your kid to work day
 Just think Pearl, me darling daughter
 One day this will all be yours
 Soon as you graduate high school, I'll start ya as manager!
 (But I have my own dreams daddy!)
 Uh, Mr. Krabs
 If she doesn't want to be manager
 I know someone who'd be great for the job!
 (You?
 My boy, you're just a wee simple sponge
 A fry cook's all you'll ever be!)
 Why can't he see?
 I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on
 Maybe it's me
 Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on?
 Come on Mr. Krabs, I could do it if you give me one chance
 Then everyone would say, "Good morning, Mr. Squarepants!"
 I would never rest, until I was the best!
 SpongeBob get in the kitchen!
 It's opening time!
 In the world renowned Bikini Bottom (renowned)
 Our own home town (home town)
 Bikini Bottom
 And the sun shines down, the sun shines down (sun shines down, sun shines down)
 The sun shines down, the sun shines down (sun shines down)
 It's a typical (incredible)
 A regular (exceptional)
 An ordinary (extraordinary)
 Bikini Bottom
 Day
 Bikini Bottom day
 Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom
 Bikini Bottom day!