I Love Trash

Oh, I love trash!
 Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
 Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
 Yes, I love trash
 I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn
 It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
 A gift from my mother the day I was born
 I love it because it's trash
 Oh, I love trash!
 Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
 Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
 Yes, I love trash
 I have here some newspaper thirteen months old
 I wrapped fish inside it; it's smelly and cold
 But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold!
 I love it because it's trash
 Oh, I love trash!
 Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
 Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
 Yes, I love trash
 I've a clock that won't work
 And an old telephone
 A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
 And I am delighted to call them my own!
 I love them because they're trash
 Oh, I love trash!
 Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
 Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
 Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!