Dry Food

Plopped on a hinge, screwed in tight
 Rusted and boney for you at night
 But I'm over it, over it
 Oh, I'm over it
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 Bought me a pet to compromise
 To fatten with dry food, beans, and rice
 And he's a-okay, is a-okay
 Oh, he's a-okay
 Oh
 But you made beauty a monster to me
 You made beauty a monster to me
 You made beauty a monster to me
 So, I'm kissing all the ugly things I see
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 Never a day to spend on me
 To bathe in the sun and read magazines
 But I'm over it, over it
 Oh, I'm over it
 'Cause you made beauty a monster to me
 You made beauty a monster to me
 You made beauty a monster to me
 So, I'm kissing all the ugly things I see
 Oh, oh
 Oh, I'm kissing all the ugly things I see
 Oh, oh
 Oh, I'm kissing all the ugly things I see
 Oh, oh
 Oh, I'm nursing all the ugly babies