Hockey Hair

It's such a problem
 It's got me in despair
 He's such a sweetheart
 But he's got hockey hair
 Cut shorts on top
 Long in back, he lets it fall
 A neck-warmer haircut
 You can get at any mall
 People giggle and stop and stare
 And it's not like he's unaware
 But he plays hockey so he don't care
 Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair
 He's a wicked lover
 He fills me with delight
 He'll turn a bedroom hat trick
 Three times in one night
 But he won't change his hairstyle
 No matter how I try
 Though I know he loves me
 His first love is the ice
 I'd love to sit him in a barber chair
 But I know I don't have a prayer
 'cause he plays hockey so he don't care
 Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair
 I don't tell him what clothes to wear
 I'd simply rather see him bare
 But he plays hockey so he don't care
 Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair