Shake Weights & Moving Crates

The hardest thing we'll ever have to do
 is separate our stuff now that we're through
 are you kidding me, the sham-wow set is mine
 it was a gift from my mother you just used it all the time
 the flat screens mine but the cables yours
 I've got the bedside tables you can have the drawers
 you say you're gonna use it but you never will
 I'll trade my apple tv for your foreman grill
 I know my obsession used to make you laugh
 but if you take my Will Smith autograph
 I'll lose my mind, I think we're both starting to find
 The hardest thing we'll ever have to do
 is separate our stuff now that we're through
 the rachel ray cookbook, nintendo wii and the tivo still belong to me
 parting with your Dexter box set might be tough, come and get your stuff
 I'm guessing board game night will never be the same
 now that you took cranium and my Simpson's trivia game
 the macbook's yours but the harddrives mine
 like my originial Yoda that was hard to find
 I'll take the Ninja Turtle bedsheets and picture frames
 just be sure to leave a note on how I'm all to blame
 I know my obsession used to make you laugh
 but if you take my Oprah autograph
 I'll lose my f*****g mind, I think we're both starting to find
 your stuff's piled up in the hallway
 the Taylor Lautner poster's mine, but you can have it anyway
 so this is the last thing I needed to say
 don't take my shake weight
 Don't tough my nintendo, it's time that you let go
 of my dvd's and I think that we both know
 that breaking up has never been this tough,
 come and get your stuff