Screwtopia

I'm your knight in shining armor
 You don't have to work that job anymore
 Buy a house in the burbs, two-car garage
 Shrubberies and a birdbath
 Keep you safe warm and dry
 Keep the tears from your eyes
 Keep you pregnant all the time
 Name them Skip, Paul and George
 Maybe even have a girl
 We'll name her after mom
 Come on baby take my hand
 SUV or minivan?
 Keep you happy and sedated
 Who needs to be liberated?
 You've got me, you've got me
 If you got something in your head
 Makes you think there's something else
 Maybe the doctor can give you
 Something to make you forget
 Promise I will hold you tight
 I will make you scream all night
 Bills will get paid on time
 The birthday poem I write you will rhyme
 Son here's a loaded gun, try not to hurt no one
 You were with my friend Clyde
 He was my best friend till they
 Pulled his face out of the dashboard
 And I always thought you were too good for him
 Let me take you for a spin
 I'll take you home, I'll take you home
 And everything will be just fine