Country as Fuck

I'm a shade tree mechanic, got a one-ton truck
 I drink a 30-pack a day 'cause I'm country as fuck
 Call me Lil Nas, call Me Tim McGraw
 Not a moment too soon I had horses in the stall
 I go to Piggly Wiggly, call out on my CB
 Steal a VCR and jimmy-rig it to my TV
 Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
 I was two years old when I shot my first rabbit
 Only got one hat, if you touch it then you die
 Unless you're blonde, you can dance and cinch a hogtie
 Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son
 If I don't catch a check, I'm gonna sell my wife's gun
 'Cause I'm country
 Livin' it up
 So dang country
 You ain't country enough
 Make my own definition
 Beat the system
 'Bout to start a new religion
 Call it Country
 Country as Fuck
 NASCAR, dive bar, fireworks, guitar
 Riding mower, landowner, 83 Texoma
 I was driving tractors before it got sexy
 Real cowboys don't rock to Kenny Chesney
 Catfishin', skinny dippin', bonfires, big tires
 Willie Nelson, candy meltin' summer sun, shootin' guns
 Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
 I ain't gotta sell my soul
 If I want it then I grab it
 Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son
 I'm about to cash a check, buy a Yeti from a plug
 I'm country
 Livin' it up
 So dang country
 You ain't country enough
 Make my own definition
 Beat the system
 'Bout to start a new religion
 Call it Country
 Country as Fuck
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 I'm country as fuck
 I make my own definition
 Start a new religion
 Beat the system
 Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
 If you bump into me
 I'ma always say sorry
 Candy-painted Harley
 Beer pong at the party
 All the girls are wild
 Yeah, country girls are naughty
 Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son
 I'm country
 Livin' it up
 So dang country
 You ain't country enough
 Make my own definition
 Beat the system
 'Bout to start a new religion
 Call it Country
 I'm country
 Country as fuck