She Can't Find Her Keys

When I take my baby home at night
 I can't wait to kiss and hold her tight
 But by then the time begins to drag
 When she starts searching through her bag
 She says just a moment please
 I can't find my keys
 And heres what happens while hes waiting for her squeeze
 She pulls out
 Lipstick, powder, bubble gum and bobby pins
 But she can't find her keys her keys
 Curlers, tweezers, cold creme and candy bars
 But she can't find her keys her keys
 Nail file, school books, an autograph of Fabian
 She can find with ease
 But I'm standing here waiting for a goodnight kiss
 Cause she can't find her keys
 Sha da sha da sha da she can't find her keys
 I give up go home and go to sleep
 But next night my date with her I keep
 Walk her home we start to kiss and then
 It all starts happening again
 She says just a moment please
 I cant find my keys
 And heres what happens while hes waiting for her squeeze
 She pulls out
 Gumdrops, glasses, magazines and tangerines
 But she can't find her keys her keys
 Presley records, hair spray and jelly beans
 But she can't find her keys her keys
 Eyebrow pencils, perfume and potato chips and portable batteries
 But I'm standing here waiting for a goodnight kiss
 Cause she can't find her keys
 But hes standing here waiting for a goodnight kiss
 Cause she can't find her keys
 She pulls out
 Frozen custard, piano bench, pretzels and a monkey wrench
 Tennis racket, army cots, pumpkin seeds and coffee pots
 Watermelons, goal post, a rabbits foot and French toast
 Fire hydrant, ash can, TV set, electric fan
 BUT SHE CAN'T FIND HER KEYS!