Holidays Song

Holidays!
 Holidays!
 Snowflakes, tinsel, presents, fruitcake, unto us a child is born
 With angels' tidings of great joy
 Snowmen, eggnog, Secret Santa, candy canes and gingerbread
 Pa-rum-pum-pum, the little drummer boy
 Sleigh bells, holly, Dasher, Dancer, mistletoe and caroling
 And wassail bowls and yuletide cheer
 Helping everyone remember
 It's Thanksgiving through December
 And Christmastime is here
 The shittiest time of year
 Fuck the holidays!
 Fuck the holidays!
 Chestnuts, Tiny fucking Tim, and dreidels and that kugel shit
 And chocolate gelt and Christmas trees
 Charlie Brown and Frosty, "Auld Lang Syne" and "Silent-fucking-Night"
 And Judah and the motherfucking Maccabees
 O Tannen-cocking-piss-baum, and that asshole queef Kris Kringle
 And his shitbag fucking eight reindeer
 Yes, Virginia, deck the halls, then fucking
 Lick my fucking balls, because
 Christmastime is here
 The shittiest time of year
 Fuck the holidays!
 Fuck the holidays!
 Fuck the holidays! (Fuck you!)
 Fuck the holidays! (Fuck you!)