Burn Down The Trailer Park

I borrowed some money and sold my car
 put an Airstream trailer up on blocks
 That satellite dish was my first mistake
 She started watchin Oprah Winfrey
 and Rikki Lake
 She cut me down to once a week
 At suppertime, there wasn't nothin to eat
 i was paranoid and scared to death
 She came home with Aqua Velva
 on her breath
 I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
 Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard
 I can't live here since she broke my heart
 I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
 She hired the neighbor's son
 to cut our grass
 Gave his cold ice tea and a piece of pie
 Landlord came while i was out of town
 The pipes got fixed and the rent went down
 i fell asleep with the Late Show on
 Now it's 2am - i wake up and she's gone
 i got a strong suspicion she's at it again
 and since i don't know which trailer she's in
 I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
 Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard
 I can't live here since she broke my heart
 I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
 Jenny Jones don't understand
 Geraldo don't understand
 Maury Povich sure don't understand
 I got a can of gas - i'm a dangerous man
 I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
 Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard
 I can't live here since she broke my heart
 I'm gonna burn down the trailer park