Perfect Young Ladies

We're perfect young ladies
 Preparing to take
 Our places among the noblesse
 We're perfect young ladies
 Preparing to make
 The most of the charms we possess
 We're being finished
 And our families' wealth
 May be diminished
 But at least we all have perfect health
 And making the grade is our duty, you see
 For perfect young ladies are we
 We're perfect young ladies
 Who hope to attract
 A husband whose credit is good
 You may be young ladies
 But why don't you act
 The way that a young lady should?
 I've often told you -
 Please don't tell us again
 I ought to scold you -
 But you know it would be quite in vain
 For being our maid is your duty, you see
 For perfect young ladies are we -
 Perfect young ladies, hm!!
 Perfect young ladies are we!!!!