By My Side

Well, our blessings, Robert
 Don't tell your wish or it won't come true
 You just blew it
 It probably was a wish you would have got anyway, Robert
 You wish for a wife Robert?
 Ha, Don't, you're a lucky son-of-a-gun now, hang in there
 Actually, I didn't wish for anything
 Whaddya mean you didn't wish for anything?
 Oh tell everybody's so curious
 Tell but lie
 Thank you for including me in your thoughts, your lives
 Stay exactly as you are Robert
 That's right, you sweet thing, stay exactly as you are
 Everyone adores you; what an awful thing
 Things happen for the best
 I don't even believe that myself
 I mean when you've got friends like mine
 I mean... when you've got friends like mine
 Isn't it warm, isn't it rosy
 Side-by-side
 He's such a cutie, isn't he a cutie?
 ...by side
 Ports in a storm
 comfy and cozy, side-by-side
 He never loses his cool
 ...by side
 I envy that
 Everything shines
 How sweet
 Side-by-Side
 We're just so fond of him
 ...by side
 Parallel lines
 Who meet
 Love him, can't get enough of him
 Everyone winks
 nobody's nosy
 side-by-side
 He's just crazy about me
 ...by side
 he's a very tender guy
 You bring the drinks and
 I'll bring the posy
 side-by-side
 He's always there when you need him
 ...by side
 one is lonely and
 two is boring
 think what you can keep ignoring
 side-by-side
 he's my best friend
 ...by side
 second best!
 ...by side
 Never a bother
 seven times a god father
 year after year
 older and older
 It's amazing we've gotten older every year and he seems to stay exactly the same
 Sharing a tear
 Lending a shoulder
 You know what comes to my mind when I see him?
 The seagram's building, isn't that funny?
 Ain't we got fun
 no strain
 sometimes I catch him looking and looking
 I just look right back
 Permenant sun
 no rain
 we're so crazy he's so sane
 friendship forbids
 anything bitter
 A person like Bob doesn't have the good things and he doesn't have the bad things,
 but he doesn't have the good things either
 Being the kids
 as well as the sitter
 Let me make him a drink
 He's the only guy I know I feel should drink more
 One's impossible
 two is dreary
 three is company
 safe and cheery
 side-by-side
 he always looks like he's keeping score
 who's winning robert?
 ...by side
 Here is the church
 here is the steeple
 open the doors and see all the crazy married people