Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord To Destroy The Town Of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002

The last time I stole my father's keys
 I couldn't have been older than 19
 I hightailed his car from New Jersey to Willow Grove
 And you could not see their street signs through the smoke
 
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 Between the dumpster diving, vandalizing
 Suburban streets and disturbing the peace
 Everything we passed, we smashed
 It was broken pavement and shattered glass
 And you could not read the street signs through the smoke
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 Just afterthoughts passing all of the laws we broke
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 Considered violent and reckless
 By North Philly detectives
 We occupied the space where
 We'd never have a thing to lose
 Between the bong rips and knife hits
 Protestant booze, stick-and-poke tattoos
 We were just over-privileged youth seeking something to do
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 And I could not see my street sign through the smoke
 
 Just an afterthought rushing past all the laws we broke
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 When the morning came
 I woke up in bed back at home