Goodness Gracious Me

Her: Oh doctor, I'm in trouble.
 Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
 Her: For every time a certain man
 Is standing next to me.
 Him: Mmm? Her: A flush comes to my face
 And my pulse begins to race, It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
 Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom, Him: Oh! Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
 Him: Well, goodness gracious me. Him: How often does this happen? When did the trouble start? You see, my stethoscope is bobbing
 To the throbbing of your heart.
 Her: What kind of man is he
 To create this allergy? It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
 Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom, Him: Oh! Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
 Him: Well, goodness gracious me. Him: From New Delhi to Darjeeling
 I have done my share of healing, And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed, I remember that with one jab
 Of my needle in the Punjab
 How I cleared up beriberi
 And the dreaded dysentery, But your complaint has got me really foxed.
 Her: Oh. Her: Oh doctor, touch my fingers.
 Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
 Her: You may be very clever
 But however, can't you see, My heart beats much too much
 At a certain tender touch, It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
 Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom, Him: I like it! Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
 Him: Well, goodness gracious me. Him: Can I see your tongue? Her: Aaah.
 Him: Nothing the matter with it, put it away please.
 Her: Maybe it's my back.
 Him: Maybe it is.
 Her: Shall I lie down? Him: Yes.
 Her: Ahhh... Him: My initial diagnosis
 Rules out measles and thrombosis, Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell, Influenza, inflammation, Whooping cough and night starvation, And you'll be so glad to hear
 That both your eyeballs are so clear
 That I can positively swear that you are well, Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja. Her: Put two and two together, Him: Four, Her: If you have eyes to see, The face that makes my pulses race
 Is right in front of me.
 Him: Oh, there is nothing I can do
 For my heart is jumping too.
 Both: Oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
 Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
 Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom, Her: Goodness gracious, Him: How audacious! Her: Goodness gracious, Him: How flirtatious! Her: Goodness gracious, Him: It is me.
 Her: It is you? Him: Ah, I'm sorry, it is us.
 Both: Ahhh!