Ain't Got Rhythm

You keep saying that you don't have rhythm
 But listen what you're doin' right there
 With that stamp and a book, you've got a real nice hook
 Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare
 I have no idea what you're talkin' about
 I've got as much rhythm as that chair
 What happened to me was a tragedy
 But I don't have to be a millionaire
 Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
 I've got all the books that I can read
 All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's
 What more could a librarian need?
 Shhh!
 Besides, I ain't got rhythm
 No, I ain't got rhythm
 Said, I ain't got rhythm
 I ain't got rhythm
 You're kidding me right?
 You're, you're kidding me
 Don't you see what you were doin' right then
 That's a wicked groove you were startin' to move
 Mr., you got rhythm times ten!
 I think perhaps that you're not listenin'
 I find it tedious to repeat
 It's no big crime
 I just can't keep time
 I'm tellin' you, I lost the beat
 I don't need my face on t-shirts
 Or hit a power-chord guitar
 They were screamin' my name
 I guess it's a shame
 But I don't need to be a rock star
 Besides, I ain't got rhythm
 No, I ain't got rhythm
 Said, I ain't got rhythm
 I ain't got rhythm
 I ain't got rhythm (sounds like rhythm to me)
 No, I ain't got rhythm (seems like they all agree)
 Said, I ain't got rhythm, I ain't got rhythm (but you're laying down some funky syncopation)
 I ain't got rhythm (but you got that beat)
 No, I ain't got rhythm (look at them, they're stomping their feet)
 Said, I ain't got rhythm (it's time for you to rock)
 A brand new generation (brand new generation)
 Gonna rock a brand new generation
 Because I ain't got rhythm!
 Would you just go join the band?
 (I've got rhythm!) Hey, hey!
 (I've got rhythm!) Hey, look at me!
 (I've got rhythm!) Look what I'm doin'!
 (I've got rhythm!) Check it out!
 Hey, I got rhythm!