Boo Frickin' Hoo

Stop, you gonna make me cry
 You mean to tell me that some guy
 He took your heart and left you in a spin
 I'm stupified by what your saying
 Hey, wait, do you hear something playing?
 I think it's the world's smallest violin
 Boo frickin' hoo
 So some guy's been frickin' you
 Well, we all get fricked around from time to time
 No frickin' ands or ifs or buts
 You think you're special you're frickin' nuts
 It just what boys and girl were born to do
 Boo frickin' hoo
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 So I guess that you must be
 The first girl in our history
 To wake and find that her true love has gone
 The first one to be left alone
 Well, get me Jerry Lewis on the telephone
 And we'll get you a great big telephone
 Boo frickin' hoo
 I'm sure you fricked somebody too
 And you live to frick someone over again
 It's a vicious frickin' ugly cycle
 First Mark fricks Meg then Meg fricks Michael
 The frickin' never frickin' ends it's true
 Boo frickin' hoo