Song To Make You Cry

Think about some orphans
 And how destitute they are
 Think about your kitten
 That was hitten by that car
 Think of how you never got to tell Mr.Whiskers
 'Goodbye'
 Tonight, for once, you're gonna be
 The one of us to cry
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 Think about that that Smiths song
 You never let me play
 Think of how the rainforest is shrinking every day
 Think of all those birdies
 Who are now too sad to fly
 Tonight, for once, you're gonna be
 The one of us to cry
 'Cause I spent too many nights
 Reaching for the tissues
 You tell me I've got issues
 But my issue is you suck
 I'm gonna make you tear up
 Just like you do to me
 I will help you chear up
 Even dually
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 Think about the time you got stood up for the prom
 Think about the way that hunter blasted Bambi's mom
 Think of all your friends
 And how someday they'll all die
 Tonight, for once, you're gonna be
 The one of us to cry