Cafeteria Food

hey there project manager i see you eating cafeteria food
 so you wanna call that a healthy choice,
 well i'd argue that isn't true
 stick figure family on the back of your car,
 you know i find that to be rude
 walking around like you own the place,
 must think you're some kinda dude
 one day i'll get a message, waiting at my desk
 i'll take the time to open it and feel it remove my stress
 people walking 'round looking sorry, someone'll even cry
 i'll be feeling rosy, 'cause you're dead - you died
 and i'm feeling like i'm not the father
 dead - you died - and i'm feeling like i won the super bowl
 hey there big time broker yeah
 i saw you betting on the fantasy pool
 always seem to have some wise remark, yeah,
 even when you're being cruel
 think you got it all figured out
 except where to send your kids to school
 go ahead, you can use the microwave,
 it's an excellent kitchen tool
 one day i'll get an email flashing on my screen
 i'll go ahead and open it and enter in my dream
 thought i heard some sobbing -
 they're really gonna miss that guy
 inside i'll be laughing, 'cause you're dead - you died
 and i'm wishing i had my tap shoes on
 dead - you died - and i'm feeling like
 jesus christ our savior