Health Plan

there comes a time in my life to choose a health plan
 and now it's time in my life to choose a health plan
 you wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors
 yeah that's how i stay fit, i stay away from doctors
 because what? you want me to come in?
 wanna stick needles and poke me?
 try to give me some sort of diagnosis, no
 you wanna fix me, well that's not happening
 i'm just fine, and i'm staying this way
 yeah that's why i don't do it, i stay away from doctors
 no chance man, i'm not an idiot, i stay away from doctors
 that's right, that's it, i stay away from doctors
 not gonna have a fit, 'cause i stay away from doctors
 so what - sign me up on tests
 try to turn my head?
 rub my back and find some cancer, no
 i'm not crazy, i know how you operate
 and don't you just love to operate
 well not on me
 not on me
 you wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors
 you wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors