99 Bottles

I lie and I'm a cheat
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 And I over-drink, I tend to overeat
 And I'm just living for the weekend
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 But I can't die for this week to end
 Is that a plane flying overhead?
 Wouldn't mind being high and getting head
 'Cause I'm overworked and underpaid
 I'm under-fucked and under-laid
 There's 99 bottles on my floor
 And I wouldn't mind adding some more
 Leave me alone I've had a long day at court
 Tell my mother not to love me anymore
 You hear of beggars and choosers
 Well don't look at me 'cause I'm a fucking loser
 And I continue to be
 I do what I do best
 I'll show you how to lose
 There's 99 bottles on my floor
 And I wouldn't mind adding some more
 Leave me alone I've had a long day at court
 Tell my mother not to love me anymore
 There's 99 bottles on my floor
 And I wouldn't mind adding some more
 Leave me alone I've had a long day at court
 Tell my mother not to love me anymore