Best Years of My Life

I picked a good day for a recreational percocet
 I've got an itch to just get high
 I'm in the middle of the worst of it
 These are the best years of my life
 I've got the hankering for intellectual emptiness
 I've got the need to ease my mind
 I'll watch some re-runs on the TV set
 These are the best years of my life
 I was looking forward to
 Staying here forever
 'Cause you asked me to
 Didn't think that I could do better
 So I settled down
 In this ten-cent town
 It's about to break me
 I'm gonna mix a drink and try to drown this worthlessness
 Call Mom and tell her I'm alright
 Well he don't love me but he ain't gone yet
 These are the best years of my life
 Yeah I was looking forward to
 Staying here forever
 'Cause you asked me to
 Didn't think that I could do better
 So I settled down
 In this ten-cent town
 It's about to break me
 I picked a good day for a recreational percocet
 I've got an itch to just get high
 I'm in the middle of the worst of it
 These are the best years of my life
 These are the best years of my life
 These are the best years of my life