Un-United Kingdom

Rule Brittania?
 The bitch's scammed ya
 No smiling Union Jacks
 My friends, I want my money back
 But what about the system?
 I think no one would miss them
 Brain-dead corpses in the House of Lords
 We could all learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes
 'Cause this is not the United Kingdom
 No, this is not the United Kingdom
 This is not the United Kingdom
 This is not the UK
 Rule Britannia?
 What's she ever done for me?
 Stuck a nail in the coffin of my national pride
 And made the tourists hate me
 This Green and Emerald Isle?
 It's just 800 miles of bile
 High rise, car parks, ash tray dirt?
 Well, we could still learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes
 'Cause this is not the United Kingdom
 No, this is not the United Kingdom
 This is not the United Kingdom
 This is not the UK
 Rule Britannia
 'Cause England never, never will be saved
 Rule Britannia?
 Our first national scam
 Watches starving children on her TV screen
 While she's shacked up with her Uncle Sam
 'Cause this is not the United Kingdom
 No, this is not the United Kingdom
 This is not the United Kingdom
 This is not the UK