Nobody Don't Like Christmas

Nobody don't like Christmas
 It's the happy day that everybody loves
 It's the snowflakes driftin' down
 As the folks all over town
 Are trimmin' trees and knittin' gloves!
 Some people don't like Easter
 Or the Easter eggs the Easter Bunnies bring
 When the chocolate hits their lips it goes directly to their hips
 And they pack on ten pounds every spring
 But nobody don't like Christmas
 It's the time of year that everyone adores
 It's holly-jolly everywhere
 Santa's downtown in the square
 And in all them real high-class department stores
 Some people don't like New Year's
 December tirty-first's the night they dread
 They may be blowin' on noisemakahs
 But they're all a bunch of fakes
 'Cause they'd raddah all be home asleep in bed!
 But nobody don't like Christmas
 And it doesn't matter if you're young or old
 It's filled wit' color and surprise
 As right before your eyes
 The woild lights up in red and green and gold
 St. Valentine's Day is a day you could hate
 If you ain't never been out on a date
 And the fourth of July can be a real drag
 If you can't get no one to salute your flag!
 But nobody don't like Christmas
 It's a time of peace and love and broddahood
 'Cause when you make peace wit' you brother
 And say "I love you mother!"
 Santa Claus'll know that you've been good
 Memorial Day is a day to ferget
 And turkeys don't celebrate Thanksgivin' yet!
 St. Patrick's Day is dull, Arbor Day is borin'
 And who wants to go too all that Yom Kipporen... eh?
 But nobody don't like Christmas
 And I'll sing it from da top of every tree
 Yes nobody don't like Christmas
 I say nobody don't like Christmas
 And nobody don't like Cristmas!
 Except me