The Night Before Christmas

Ash: Brrr! It's freezing out there.
 Misty: Close the door! Did you get more wood?
 Ash: Oh yeah! Hey what's that?
 Misty: It's a Christmas poem. "Twas The Night Before Christmas". I downloaded it from the internet.
 Ash: Ohh... I know this one!
 Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
 Not a creature was stirring, not even Meowth.
 Ash: Ha-ha!
 Brock: Eggnog's ready!
 Ash: Eggnog!?
 Misty: Yeah... Brock made eggnog and Christmas cookies.
 Ash: Alright!
 Brock: Oh, you guys are reading "The Night Before Christmas". Twas the night before Christmas and...
 Ash: Uh... I already read that part. Pick it up from here, Brocko.
 Brock: Right...
 The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
 In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
 The children were nestled, all snug in their beds
 While visions of Vileplumes danced in their heads.
 Brock: Mmm... Hey, uh, where d'you download this version from, Misty?
 Misty: Heh-heh...
 And my mom in her kerchief and Mr. Mime in my cap
 (And I think Professor Oak was there too)
 Had just settled their brains for a longer Winter's nap
 When out on the roof, there arose such a clatter
 Ash: Hey... what was that? Did anybody else hear that?
 I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
 Away to the window I flew like a flash
 Tore open the shutter and saw Rapidash
 The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
 Gave the luster of midday to Jynx's below
 When what to my half-open eyes should appear
 But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer
 With the little old driver so lively and quick
 I knew in a moment, it must be St. Nick!
 More rapid than Moltres his course as they came
 He whistled and shouted and called them by name
 Ash: Wah!
 Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
 Ash: Team Rocket! I knew I heard something! What are you doing here?
 Meowth: We came to capture some rare Pokémon, so the Boss will give us our Christmas bonuses this year.
 Jessie: Oh, isn't that quaint? They're reading a Christmas poem.
 James: Oooo! Jessie, this is my favorite part!
 Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen
 On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen
 To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall
 Now dash away, dash away, dash away all
 Ash: Anyway... As I was saying...
 Jessie: Move over twerp, I'm reading this part.
 As dry leaves, that before the wild hurricane fly
 When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
 So up to the housetop, the courses they flew
 With a sleigh full of toys
 And some Pokémon too.
 And then in a twinkling, I heard on the rooftop
 The prancing and pawing of each little Machop
 As I drew in my head and was turning around
 Down the chimney, St. Nicholas came with a pound
 He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot...
 (A lot like me, actually...)
 And his clothes were all tarnished, like Ash's, with soot
 Ash: Huh?
 A bundle of toys he had flung on his back
 And he looked like a trainer just opening his pack
 His eyes, how they twinkled, his dimples, how merry
 Oooo! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry
 His drone little mouth was drawn up like a bow
 And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow
 The stump of a pipe he held tight in his cheek
 And he smoked it and circled his head like a reef
 He had a broad face and a little round belly
 That swhen he laughed like a bowlful of jelly
 He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf
 And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of my self
 A wink of his eye and twist of his head
 Soon gave me the note, I had nothing to dread
 He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
 And filled all the stockings then turned with a jerk
 And laying his finger, aside of his nose
 And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose
 He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle
 And away they all flew, like, uh, the down of a thistle
 But I heard him exclaim, as he drove off to the mall:
 Happy Pokémon Christmas
 Catch 'em all
 Catch 'em all