Two-Faced Tom

Who's that man walking down the alley
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 Arm and arm with my gal Sally
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 If that's the man that I call my friend
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 I'm gonna bring that man's life to an end
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 I've got a plan, I've got a plan
 I'm gonna kill that woman
 And her brand new man
 They call Two-Faced Tom
 He ain't got no soul but he's got good looks
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 He ain't got no charm but a fat pocket book
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 What's the reason that you don't want me
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 To hell with you it wasn't meant to be
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 I've got a plan, I've got a plan
 I'm gonna kill that woman
 And her brand new man
 They call Two-Faced Tom
 You can lock me up in the county jail
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 One life sentence, no chance for bail
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 But I'll be happy, no I won't get down
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 Just knowing his bones are rotting in the ground
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 I've got a plan, I've got a plan
 I'm gonna kill that woman
 And her brand new man
 They call Two-Faced Tom
 Listen up fellas and listen up true
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 If your woman is cheating and you don't know what to do
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 There's only one way to make it right
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 And that's to take a gun and end his life
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 I've got a plan, I've got a plan
 I'm gonna kill that woman
 And her brand new man
 They call Two-Faced Tom
 Jesus, can you hear me from up on high?
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 Said I want to go to heaven now when I die
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 But if you can't let me in your door
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 I better see that woman and her man down below
 Oh, Two Faced Tom
 I've got a plan, I've got a plan
 I'm gonna kill that woman
 And her brand new man
 They call Two-Faced Tom