The No Cussing Song

Somebody told me
 I should say a cuss
 You know what I said?
 I don't give a fuss
 I don't like to curse
 I don't say bad words
 Before I say something rude
 I think about it first
 Like when I stepped on a Hot Wheel
 It hurt more than a little bit
 I almost said a bad word
 But then I said "Oh Schnicklefritz!"
 Can't pressure me to curse
 Don't you even bother
 I just spilled my whole drink and I said
 Mother Father!
 Mother Father!
 Mother Father!
 You can't pressure me to curse
 Don't you even bother
 If someone tries to make you cuss
 You say "What the fudge is up?" (I said fudge)
 I don't say dirty words
 I always clean them up
 I'm a raise the bar
 Zero dollars in the swear jar
 There are better words to put where the swears are
 Say something nice
 Like "Oh cheese and rice!"
 I'm in the gosh darn no cussing club for life
 Here we go, yeah
 No cussing
 Here we go, yeah
 No cussing
 I don't use profanity
 That would be insanity
 So i picked up the habit
 Of saying "Dagnabbit!"
 Don't want to use foul language
 That would be the worst
 I always think about the lyrics
 To this dang song first
 No cussing