Shouting In The Library

Thank you for speaking quietly
 And please enjoy our wide variety
 We've just raise our late fees to update our database
 Good luck finding anything thing it's like a wild goose chase
 The Dewey system works and it's what we use here
 Its based upon decimal and is quite clear
 No need to get excited – please calm down sir
 You can leave a suggestion in the box if you prefer
 Cause we're – shouting in the library
 And we're – getting flack from Rosemary
 You may think that it's a contradiction
 But we'll sing and dance near the science fiction
 All the people shout:
 "Gum drops, silly string, wall street journal
 Hula hoops, skip-its, popcorn kernel
 Talking teddy bears and sucking down some squeeze-its
 Little Debbies under table hoping no one ever sees it
 huge encyclopedias in the reference section
 you can't check em out but they have a nice selection
 The little film strips on the reel to reel players
 And it's all financed by the friendly taxpayers
 Can you please ask your friends to get off the tables?
 The kids are having story time and can't hear their fables
 This is your last chance, I'll revoke your library card
 That's ok, I don't have one, I've already been barred
 Cause we're – shouting in the library
 And we're – getting flack from Rosemary
 You may think that it's a contradiction
 But we'll sing and dance near the science fiction
 All the people shout:
 "Gum drops, silly string, wall street journal
 Hula hoops, skip-its, popcorn kernel
 Talking teddy bears and sucking down some squeeze-its
 Little Debbies under table hoping no one ever sees it
 huge encyclopedias in the reference section
 you can't check em out but they have a nice selection
 The little film strips on the reel to reel players
 And it's all financed by the friendly taxpayers
 (heys)
 All the people shout:
 "Gum drops, silly string, wall street journal
 Hula hoops, skip-its, popcorn kernel
 Talking teddy bears and sucking down some squeeze-its
 Little Debbies under table hoping no one ever sees it
 huge encyclopedias in the reference section
 you can't check em out but they have a nice selection
 The little film strips on the reel to reel players
 And it's all financed by the friendly taxpayers
 Cause we're – shouting in the library
 And we're – getting flack from Rosemary
 You may think that it's a contradiction
 But we'll sing and dance near the science fiction
 Shouting in the library
 Shouting in the library
 Shouting in the library