I Didn't Mean to Burp

Pardon me, excuse me
 I shouldn't act so crudely
 I'm sorry that was rude of me
 But I ate too much food you see
 I didn't mean to burp! Excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp! Excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp! Excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp! Oh, excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp!
 What did I eat last night? Could it be the French fries?
 Maybe the ice cream I was given by surprise
 I hope that you don't think, that it's too rude of me
 If I hold it in you see, it might hurt my tummy
 Please don't be mad at me 'cause we are what we eat,
 Like I said it wasn't me, it was my broccoli
 I didn't mean to burp! Excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp! Excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp! Excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp! Oh, excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp!
 What did I eat last night? Could it be the French fries?
 Maybe the ice cream I was given by surprise
 I hope that you don't think, that it's too rude of me
 If I hold it in you see, it might hurt my tummy
 Please don't be mad at me because we are what we eat,
 Like I said it wasn't me, it was my broccoli
 Excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp! Excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp! Excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp! Oh, excuse me!
 I didn't mean to burp!
 I wish there were better ways to say i'm feelin' gassy
 But how do I tell you that my tummy's feelin' sassy
 (I didn't mean to burp) I'm scared to hold it in
 'Cause what will happen, who knows!
 As long as it doesn't come from somewhere down below
 (Haha! Hey boys', you know what i'm talkin' about.
 We all burp sometimes
 So, let me hear what you got to say)
 Hickery dickery dock, i'm shocked!
 Golly gee
 What could it be?
 I told you broccoli
 Yea, that's right. I forgot, you see?
 So, please except my apology
 For all these burps that follow me
 Man: "Do they bother you?"
 Woman: "They don't bother me!"
 It's the sodapop that i'm swallowin'
 Should I stop? Yeah, probably.