DMV

I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V"
 Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
 Stood there and I've waited, and choked back the urge to scream
 And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee
 Call it pointless
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 When I need relief, I spell it "T-H-C"
 Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
 I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
 As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy
 Call it pointless
 Pointless
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 Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
 There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
 Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
 Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, and trips to DMV
 Call it pointless
 Pointless
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 I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V"
 Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
 I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
 And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee
 Call it pointless
 Pointless
 Pointless