Eyes of the Squirrel

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 Barry swing his bat
 Piano playing cats
 Big mouth drunken whores
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 Drama that's for free
 On reality TV
 Where's that tuna casserole?
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 As we change our minds
 At least a half dozen times
 Are we leaning red or leaning blue
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 Oil's constant flow
 Through the Gulf of Mexico
 Anyone for battered shrimp?
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 Idiots start to fester
 When he shot that child molester
 Some call him hero, some call him con
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 Another arrogant ass
 Says he's got an n-word pass
 What the hell's an n-word pass?
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 Brad and An-Jolie
 Expand their family
 Who's gonna be the next octomom?
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 Obama wave his pecker
 At the infrastructure wreckers
 Saying watcha' gonna do 'bout that gun control?
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
 (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)