Hennepin Crawler

Well you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 And pedal it around the world
 You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 And impress them steam punk girls
 If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 You'll feel that burn in your thigh
 'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 You get to touch that pie in the sky
 He'll show you his greasy old pickle for a nickel
 Most say they'd rather not
 He tried to show a girl off of Florence street
 He's damn lucky he didn't get caught
 Fell asleep one night with a lit cigarette
 As he tried to drink away his pain
 When the firemen doused the burned out shack
 All they found was his greasy stain
 Now you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 And pedal your cares away
 You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 But you best be prepared to pay
 'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 There's no friends and family deals
 If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 Your sweat's gonna grease them wheels
 You can try and buy law and order for a quarter
 Way back in the olden days
 He sold his soul for a donut hole
 Couldn't muster the nerve to ask for a raise
 She sold seashells and other things
 Down by the old seashore
 When she sold her song to a beer commercial
 She looked like a filthy whore
 Well you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 And pedal it around the world
 You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 And impress them steam punk girls
 If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 You'll feel that burn in your thigh
 'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
 You get to bite that pie in the sky
 You get to bite that pie in the sky
 You get to bite that pie in the sky
 You get to bite that pie in the sky
 You get to bite that pie in the sky
 Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler
 Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler
 Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler
 You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar