HOINFODAMAN

How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches?
 Got some tasty cola right here
 Now look at that Chevy go
 She's faster than greased up lightning
 Soda pops and pimple cream will gladly kick ya down the green
 Just coat your cred with vaseline and shove it up your ass
 I used to be a pimp
 But now I'm hoinfodaman
 I'm hoinfodaman
 I'm hoinfodaman
 I used to be a pimp
 But now I'm hoinfodaman
 I'm hoin' for the advertising
 Advertising man
 Oh man, that's a juicy burger
 Crispy on them fries please
 I used to be a pimp
 But now I'm hoinfodaman
 I'm hoinfodaman
 I'm hoinfodaman
 I used to be a pimp
 But now I'm hoinfodaman
 I'm hoin' for the advertising
 Advertising man
 (He used to be a pimp
 But now he's hoinfodaman
 He's hoinfodaman
 He's hoinfodaman
 He used to be a pimp
 But now he's hoinfodaman
 He's hoin' for the advertising
 Advertising man)
 Soda pops and pimple cream will always kick ya down the green
 But the worst thing about ol' Charlie Sheen is when Hanes, they sold his ass
 I used to be a pimp
 But now I'm hoinfodaman
 I'm hoinfodaman
 I'm hoinfodaman
 I used to be a pimp
 But now I'm hoinfodaman
 I'm hoin' for the advertising
 Advertising man
 He used to be a pimp
 But now he's hoinfodaman
 He's hoinfodaman
 He's hoinfodaman
 He used to be a pimp
 But now he's hoinfodaman
 He's hoin' for the advertising
 Advertising man