Jerry Was A Race Car Driver

Jerry was a race car driver
 He drove so goddamn fast
 He never did win no checkered flags
 But he never did come in last
 Jerry was a race car driver
 He'd say "El Sob number one"
 With a Bocephus sticker on his 442
 He'd light 'em up just for fun
 Ahhhh
 Ahhhh
 Captain Pierce was a fireman
 Richmond engine number three
 I'll be a wealthy man when I get a dime
 For all the things that man taught to me
 Now, Captain Pierce was a strong man
 Strong as any man alive
 It stuck in his craw
 That they made him retire at the age of sixty-five
 Ahhhh
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 Ahhhh
 Go!
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 Hee hee hee! Dog will hunt!
 Ahhhh
 
 Ahhhh
 Jerry was a race car driver
 Twenty-two years old
 One too many cold beers one night
 Wrapped himself around a telephone pole, go!