Moron TV

She feeds her face with cheddar balls
 As my brain cells start to pop
 She licks her fingers stares away
 Her IQ slowly drops
 I pry my eyes as best I can
 From that big electric stain
 She feeds her face with cheddar balls
 And stuffs more nonsense in her brain
 Just when I thought I'd seen it all
 They pull a cretin from the shelves
 And flash that filth under their nails
 To make us feel better about ourselves
 As they ooze across the screen
 Like a pustule gutted troll
 We fill their coffers full of gold
 And praise the skill of asshole
 More on TV
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 There's gotta be
 More on TV
 Than just
 Moron TV
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 There's gotta be
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 There's gotta be
 More on TV
 Than just
 Moron TV
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 There's gotta be
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 There's gotta be
 More on TV
 Than just
 Moron TV
 That one's famous for a sex tape
 That one's famous from her dad
 That one had more babies
 Than anyone's ever had
 That one married a rock star
 That made all the little girls squeal
 And that one wants to be President
 'Cause she's got moron appeal
 More on TV
 There's gotta be
 More on TV
 There's gotta be
 More on TV
 Than just
 Moron TV
 More on TV
 There's gotta be
 More on TV
 There's gotta be
 More on TV
 Than just
 Moron TV