Tommy The Cat

Well, I remember it as though it were a meal ago
 Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
 May have nestled its way into his mighty throat
 Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point-blank down
 The cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine
 Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator
 Tommy the cat had many a story to tell
 But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did
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 Well, she came sliding on down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit
 The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
 Even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days
 The sight was beyond belief
 Many a head snapped for double, even triple takes as this vivacious
 Feline made her way into the delta of the alleyway
 Where the most virile of the young tabbies were known to hang out
 They hung out in droves
 Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place, and that was O'Malley's Alley
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 The air was thick with catcalls, no pun intended
 But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered straight to behind the alleyway
 She knew what she wanted
 She was looking for that stud bull
 She was looking for that He-cat
 And that was me
 Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee
 Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
 Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, say, baby
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 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
 Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, say, baby
 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
 Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby
 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
 Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, say, baby
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 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
 Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, say, baby
 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
 Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, say, baby
 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
 Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
 Say, baby, say, baby