Judge Dread

"Order, now my court is in session, will you please stand?
 First, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Judge Hundred-Years
 Some people call me Judge Dread
 Now, I have come here to whoop you, to try all you rudeboys
 For shooting black people
 In my court only we talk, cause I'm vexed, and I am the rudeboy today
 ?"
 "Yes, sir"
 "Rudeboy Adolfus James?"
 "Yes, sir"
 "Rudeboy Emmanuel Zechariah Zechipaul?"
 "Present"
 "George Grabandflee?"
 "Present"
 "Hmm... Adolfus James, I see here you have been charged with
 Ten shooting attempts
 Five murder charge
 Six grab and flee charge"
 "But your honor, I didn't--"
 "--Hush up! Guilty or not guilty?"
 "Not guilty, sir"
 "I don't care what you say, take four hundred years. Stand down
 Emmanuel Zechariah Zechipaul?"
 "Yes, sir?"
 "You've been charged with fifteen charge of shooting attempts
 Fifteen murder charge
 And I heard that you was the one there on Sutton Street
 Who tell the judge, 'Rudeboys don't care'
 Well, this is King Street, and my name is Judge Dread, and I don't care
 Now take four hundred years"
 "But ya don't know what I would say, your good honor--"
 "--Hush up! What you trying to do, shoot me, too?"
 "No, your honor, but I--"
 "Quiet! Four hundred more years for you!... George Grabandflee?"
 "Yes, sir?"
 "Stop your crying, rudeboys don't cry, that's what I hear"
 "But I didn't do that, dem frame me, and I don't deserve that--"
 "--I don't care, hush up! This is my court!
 You're charged for robbing school-children
 Rob with aggravation..."
 "Hush up, order!
 Adolfus James?"
 "Yes sir?"
 "You rob school-children
 You? the people's house
 You shot black people"
 "But your honor, I didn't--"
 "--Hush up! Just for talking, I now charge you for contempt, and that
 Is a separate hundred years
 I hereby sentence you to four hundred years"
 "I said hush up, hush up!
 You're sentenced to four hundred years and five hundred lashes
 I am going to set an example, I--rudeboys don't cry, don't cry!
 When I was in harbor, I hear you were tough. Court adjourned, take them away!"