Thick Thighs

I've heard
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 I've been hearing 'bout 'dad bods' a little too long
 So what about my muffin top is wrong?
 Suckin in really sucks
 If I had a million bucks
 I'd hire Jillian Michaels
 And I'd probably still give up
 I can't be the only one who likes
 Extra fries over exercise
 And never eat the produce that I buy
 So why even try
 You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
 I've been eatin' carbs since '95
 And I heard thick thighs save lives
 God bless the Kardashians for bringing curves back
 And all the sexy one-pieces hangin' on the racks
 If you can't handle these love handles you can find me at McDonald's
 And trust me
 They'll be lovin' it
 I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
 And never eat the produce that I buy
 So why even try
 You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
 I've been eatin' carbs since '95
 And I heard thick thighs save lives
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 Now I can't tell you what is gluten-free
 But I can tell you
 You won't catch me countin' calories
 Or macros, or net carbs
 Or hell, MSG
 I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
 And never eat the produce that I buy
 So why even try
 You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
 I've been eatin' carbs since '95
 And I heard thick thighs save lives
 And I heard thick thighs save lives
 So love thyself