Sleigh My Name (Remix)

Oh, Santa
 Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
 Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name
 Ridin' on his nose, make it red like Rudolph
 And if his stocking hung, you know I'm takin' the boot off
 He eat my cookie like we runnin' outta Biscoff
 Got a North Pole so thick, make a bitch cough
 Santa's coming and he ain't the only one
 Baby, if you bring me presents, we can have a little fun
 Naughty list made a bitch number one
 I'm the star at the top of the tree, Stun!
 There is a man up in the North
 I write him letters back and forth
 He brings me everything I need each year
 Knows when I'm good, knows when I'm bad
 He makes me happy when I'm sad
 He gives me all that big ol' holiday cheer
 Wrap me up and send me to the North Pole
 'Cause we gonna get busy, no time for carols
 Fa-la-la-la, you're making me wet
 Baram-ba-boom-boom, you're making me sweat
 (Ha-ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh)
 You saw me kissing Santa Claus
 (Ha-ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh)
 It wasn't mommy after all
 Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
 Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name
 Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
 Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name
 Ha-ah-ah-ah
 Ha-ah-ah-ah-ha
 Oh-whoa-oh-oh
 My Santa baby buys me toys
 Shake that box, you know that noise
 Don't wait 'til morning, open up tonight
 Dash of sugar, spoon of spice
 Lick the icing, taste so nice
 Eat my cookie, have another bite
 Even if we're far apart
 I know I'll have you in my heart
 I'm savin' all my mistletoe for you
 I'll give you all my Candy-grams
 Because you are my only man
 I know you feel the same way I do
 Rock my jingle bell, jingle bell rock
 Takin' pictures of your jingle bell- ah!
 Fa-la-la-la, you know what that means
 Baram-ba-boom-boom in your gingerbread dreams
 (Ha-ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh)
 You saw me kissing Santa Claus
 (Ha-ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh)
 It wasn't mommy after all
 Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
 Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name (Sleigh my name)
 Ho-ho-ho, look at me go (Look at me go)
 Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name
 Hey Santa, come on sit on my lap
 You've got a beard and a belly and I like that
 Up on the North Pole it must get kinda lonely
 But like the Dream Girls, we got one night only
 I wanna give you everything you ever wanted
 On a scale of one to ten I think that you might be a hundred
 I'll take you 'round the world and I'll never ever fail ya'
 It's cold here but it's summer in Australia
 (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
 Ho-ho-ho, look at me go
 Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name
 Ho-ho-ho (Ho-ho-ho) (You better)
 Look at me go (Look at her go) (You better)
 Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name
 Ho-ho-ho, look at me go (Look at her go)
 Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name (Sleigh my name, ooh)
 Ho-ho-ho (Santa) Look at me go (Santa)
 (Look at me go) (Ah-ah-ah-ah)
 Ho-ho-ho, sleigh my name