Vanity Fair

oh what a marvellous day
 the fairy event
 you won't be discontent
 let's start from the dawn to prepare
 the biggest show you got to share
 boiling cauldron is there
 I'm adding things that sound rare
 ten chick's french nails
 and four tattoos made in jail
 right amount of botox shapes
 and a viper's tongue disgraced
 mix them with ego's call
 then feel the smug and grin of all
 welcome to the vanity fair
 where all smiles turn on the air
 there's a spotlight right just for you
 it will make you feel brand new
 here they're clapping at you
 everyone seems to notice and care
 wondering if you're an alien or a god
 who cares guessing their mean thoughts
 only appearance brings you gold
 leave your mind and soul be sold
 boobs there bubble with lips
 bums slab with the hips
 use a pinch of make up shade
 and the ugly things will fade
 when you've finished the brew
 get drunk of it and pay your due
 welcome to the vanity fair
 where all smiles turn on the air
 there's a spotlight right just for you
 it will make you feel brand new
 here they're clapping at you
 everyone seems to notice and care
 wondering if you're an alien or a god
 who cares guessing their mean thoughts
 only appearance brings you gold
 leave your mind and soul be sold