Nothing's What It Seems

Ladies and Gentlemen
 Presenting the outrageous
 A music without limelight
 A guitarist without stages
 I'm a Hells Angel without the Harley Davidson
 You're a golden state warrior
 Without Antawn Jamison
 I'm your last laugh without a punch line
 I'm a fistfight in your high school halls at lunchtime
 I'm dangerous like car wrecks without the drunk driver
 I'm that island that traps you and votes you off like survivor
 I'm MacGyver without that red switchblade
 I'm man-made
 Graffiti on the walls without the aerosol spray
 I'm a 30 second delay, without the time limit
 I'm a shark-infested ocean I dare you to dive in it
 I'm that gold chain ready to be snatched from your neck
 I'm that aids virus when you don't practise safe sex
 I'm that hole in your latex that made your whole world crash
 The most dangerous three letter word is yes
 Somebody back-up
 There's no room to stand up
 Stop and throw your hands up
 Nobody can do it like this
 Somebody back-up
 There's no room to stand up
 Stop and throw your hands up
 Let's get it on like this
 I'm your last bit of oxygen
 I'm Waco Texas
 I'm a 13-year-old kid stealing your Lexus
 I'm a trilogy without the second and third sequels
 I'm a crash test dummy without the smashed up vehicle
 I'm everything you dream of
 I'm life without death
 I'm a respirator holding on to your last breath
 I'm Bill Gates' Microsoft without Silicon Valley
 I'm a natural born killer without Mickey or Mallory
 You're a chair being thrown around at a Bobby Knight practice
 I'm a cross between rival gangs and celebrity death matches
 I attack this like pythons, I'm a living icon
 You wanna see the apocalypse, then turn my mic on
 Somebody back-up
 There's no room to stand up
 Stop and throw your hands up
 Nobody can do it like this
 Somebody back-up
 There's no room to stand up
 Stop and throw your hands up
 Let's get it on like this
 One, two, one, two, I'm a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it
 One, two, one, two, I'm a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it
 One, two, one, two, I'm a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it
 One, two, one, two, I'm a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it
 Somebody back-up
 There's no room to stand up
 Stop and throw your hands up
 Nobody can do it like this
 Somebody back-up
 There's no room to stand up
 Stop and throw your hands up
 Let's get it on like this
 Somebody back-up
 There's no room to stand up
 Stop and throw your hands up
 I'm a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it
 Somebody back-up
 There's no room to stand up
 Stop and throw your hands up
 I'm a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it