Letters to a Young Anus

Be careful how much you reveal
 I got one piece of advice for you, kid
 Keep your mouth shut, put a fucking lid
 Upon your dissenting views
 Don't roll your eyes when they face the flag
 Or stitch the goddamn thing on their carry-on bag
 Hold your tongue hold though your reflex to gag
 There's nothing you can do
 Don't laugh out loud when they vote NDP
 And then act all surprised when they serve industry
 The water is poison despite how hard we
 Mark our little X to rearrange the deck
 Damned if we don't, damned if we do
 I'd just shut my mouth if I were you
 Everything you say can and will
 Be used against you and dumb ass until
 You get that through your head with a masonry drill
 It's all downhill for you
 It doesn't matter what you think
 It doesn't matter how you feel
 It don't matter that you can't sleep
 Be careful how much you reveal
 Ixnay the "I told you so"s
 Suppress your overwhelming urge to gloat
 You can save all that shit for your suicide note
 Trouble wording your last laugh?
 I'll lend you my final draft
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 Be careful how much you reveal