JOINING A FAN CLUB

She turned her night light on and blew him a kiss
 He stared back through with green Crayola eyes
 She traced his likeness from the back of a disc
 Next to her promise of the biggest prize
 Oh!
 She's joining a fan club with her friends
 Filling her bathtub with tee shirts and 8 x 10's
 He looks dreamy,
 She's in love from afar
 When she's picking up a fallen star
 Downstairs the late show's blasting Age of the Rock
 The monks on from last Sunday at the Milky Way
 Mom's writing checks to the priest and the church singing Dig Down Deep
 'Cause if you wanna get to heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray
 She's joining a fan club with her friends
 Filling her bathtub with Holy water and amens
 He looks so dreamy,
 She's in love from afar
 When she's picking up a fallen star
 She's joining a fan club with her friends
 Filling her bathtub with tee shirts and 8 x 10's
 He looks dreamy,
 She's in love from afar
 When she's picking up a fallen star
 Picking up a fallen star
 Shake! Shake that woody
 Promise St. Pinocchio
 You've made your money, now watch that money grow.
 She's joining a fan club with her friends
 Filling her bathtub with tee shirts and 8 x 10's
 He looks dreamy,
 She's in love from afar.
 When she's picking up a fallen star
 Joining her fan club, big mistake
 I still get heartburn thinking of the stamps I ate
 Oh how I loved him before fate crashed his car
 Say a prayer for a fallen star
 A wish for a fallen star
 Ah ah ah ah ah