Rubber Girl

I'm gonna get me a rubber girl
 I'm gonna take her everywhere
 She's gonna give me a whole lot of love
 In exchange for a little help
 I'll never have to show her out
 All I gotta do is blow her love
 I'm gonna get me a rubber girl
 When I find one my size
 She'll have ruby lips and [Incomprehensible] hips
 Discretely vulcanized
 Discretely vulcanized
 At the first sign of any aggravation
 I'll have the power of immediate deflation
 Now it might seem debatable
 But someone who's inflatable
 Could ever be compatible
 But you see
 It's not so incredible
 But someone who's inevitable
 Could be perfectly acceptable
 To me
 I'm gonna get me a rubber girl
 I'm gonna rubber all night long
 With my rubber girl beside me
 I know I can be strong
 I know I can be strong
 People say it won't be easy
 But she'll bend over backwards just to please me
 Now it might seem debatable
 But someone so inflatable
 Could ever be compatible
 But don't you see
 It's not so incredible
 That someone who's inevitable
 Could be perfectly acceptable
 To me
 I'm gonna get me a rubber girl
 Gonna take her everywhere
 She's gonna give me a whole lot of love
 In exchange for little help
 In exchange for little help
 In exchange for little help
 In exchange for little help
 In exchange for little help
 In exchange for little help