Remodel (Mike Holmes)

Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel and model
 We're going art nouveau
 It's changing all the time
 Because it needs to go
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel and model
 We're going art nouveau
 It's changing all the time
 Because it needs to go
 Mirrors on walls
 And portraits pimping a cause
 Feng shui in living rooms
 Or washrooms
 Not hot to trot
 Like reinventing the wheel
 This is just how I feel
 Like changing everything
 Remodel and model
 And back again
 Outdoor shower, indoor bath
 Heated floors, let me do math
 Bath carpet made of mink
 Can't put a price on my double sink
 Double sink, new countertop
 Once you start, you just can't stop
 Less is more, X marks the spot
 Yes, I know Scandinavian is hot
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel and model
 We're going art nouveau
 It's changing all the time
 Because it needs to go
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel and model
 We're going art nouveau
 It's changing all the time
 Because it needs to go
 I don't know where I'm going
 I'm just trying to figure it out
 Should I leave my cupboards woodgrain
 Or paint them white?
 Should I be using pastels or
 Be painting stuff bright?
 This project's got me going crazy
 Can someone shed me some light?
 Light fixtures in my mind
 Home and garden in my thoughts
 Clip-on floors and butcher blocks
 Terracota flowerpots
 You need your backsplash kitchen tiles
 Or else kitchen is wack
 Checkerboard Parisien floors
 If you're into using black
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel and model
 We're going art nouveau
 It's changing all the time
 Because it needs to go
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel and model
 We're going art nouveau
 It's changing all the time
 Because it needs to go
 I'm out with the old
 But I'm not in with the new
 I wanna change my bathroom
 'Cause I'm sick of the view
 I got a lamp on my patio
 Alone in the back
 I can't decide if it's purple
 Or a new shade of black
 Paint
 So many whites to choose from
 So many whites to choose from
 Gonna make my mind
 Everything gonna be fine
 All I gotta do is pick one
 Ain't no big deal
 Like the mahogany feel
 Melamine's fake wood
 But that shit feels real
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel it all
 And back again
 Remodel and model
 We're going art nouveau
 It's changing all the time
 Because it needs to go
 Tear it down
 I'm rebulding a wall
 With fresh paint
 Tear it down
 We could redo it all
 With fresh paint
 Refurbish, refinish
 And flip it
 All for a profit
 'Cause it's the way of the now
 I can't remember the how
 I wanna different life
 But not a different life
 It's just new
 Something better than old
 Unless it's nice
 Victorian Gothic
 Like Gotham City is boring
 But we can save it with paint
 It's like the shrine of a saint
 That's just wrong
 Mike Holmes!