Dirty Pictures

Gordon
 I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
 I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
 As I'm peering through the shutter
 I can feel my heart a-flutter
 The lens is getting steamy
 As the reel is getting seamy
 Watch out for my reflex
 As I'm giving you the bird
 Chorus
 Dirty pictures turn me on
 They give me strictures
 But I have to keep on taking pictures
 Dirty pictures
 I get my kicks up in the attic
 With a Kodak instamatic
 I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
 Dirtier the better only filthy will do
 As I rig up my umbrellas
 And the props are getting hotter
 The actions getting frantic
 As you're going through your antics
 Head up, leg up, chest out
 Can you what? Don't be absurd
 Repeat Chorus
 Guitar
 Dirty pictures turn me on
 They give me strictures
 But I have to keep on taking pictures
 Dirty pictures
 They give me strictures
 But I have to keep on taking pictures
 Dirty pictures
 They give me strictures
 But I have to keep on taking pictures
 Dirty pictures
 I get my kicks up in the attic